Age: Upper fifties
Nickname: Cannondale Dan the Animal
Profession: Classic Studies Professor (excellent at trivia, btw)
Best known for: has had the most flats of anyone in the Delaware Valley. A tour of the sights where he has had flats would take a double century.
Turn ons: A new translation of anything written more than two millenia ago.
Turn offs: starting a ride without a cup of espresso.